alcoholicgifts:

vandesin:

Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It

future grammy winner

club banger

wedding song

funeral anthem

unimpressible:

jumblejo:michelle-my-belle:worldshakes:aprongsifyme:

Leo DiCaprio - prepared to play every historical male figure until he either wins that Oscar

or dies

he’s going to get that fucking oscar if it kills him.

next up: Martin Luther King Jr.

Scorsese has vowed to help him win or die trying.

(Source: crossfirehurricane)

sexxxisbeautiful:

arch-noble:

Douglas and Ethan
Sean Cody

oh my.

Can I just say I opened tumblr with my roommate standing next to me and THIS was the first post on my dash?

I am not sure how to bounce back from this one.

bowtonoone:

whyiamvegan:

Because this is barbaric. And there is no such thing as a humane slaughterhouse.

Look at that delicious pork and the man who is proud of his product. the connection between man and nature that makes things beautiful. haha. I pity the fool.

(Source: no-surprises)

dangerousperson:

happyharry:

kevinless:

This is Ulyana Sergeenko’s DEBUT collection. FUCK.

tears in my keyboard

THE SILHOUETTESSSSSSSSSSSSS 

(Source: riseabove-aseriesofcycles)

tumblebuggie:

also john’s psychosomatic limp would probably come back :( 

(actually i just wanted to draw puppies)

I think I am making the executive decision to start watching Sherlock. I know this is going to be a horrible idea that will inevitably suck me into another fandom but isn’t that life?

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: The second part of Stephen Colbert’s must-see sit-down with accidental-children’s-writer Maurice Sendak.

[colbertnation.]

See Also: Part 1.

Maurice Sendak is the craziest old man, I can’t even stand it.

(Source: themadgesty)

EVERYONE GO ON NETFLIX INSTANT WATCH AND WATCH COLLEGE HILL FROM BET IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND DO IT NOW

first Paula Abdul and now BET? You do know I am a white woman, right?

(Source: bowtonoone)

ok so

I forgot my cousin was in a screamo band.

He is the one on the far right.

In his defense, he lives in Jersey.

Outlet 1 -one of the stores that took over Movie Scene. I guarantee it. Also, never move in with friends. Even college friends. You are a maker of terrible decisions right now. I guarantee it.

See the thing is though, Diana and I aren’t really that close and she is on a completely different schedule than I am so like… THIS CAN’T GO WRONG. Not to mention that she is so not outspoken so if she has a problem with me, I can pretty much guarantee she isn’t going to say anything so SHUT UP KELSIE THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT PLAN, PLUS if I keep a single room I will become crazy isolated and i’ll have to pay a fee and whatever.

Fun Fact: My mother bought me that “Lee New Hampshire” shirt for christmas. I am still not quite sure where/how she obtained it but I am not complaining.

Also, I have 2 hours to write a response to this blackboard discussion question for my John Water’s class. and I barely read the text so yay bullshitting your entire way through college.

Also in college news I am moving down the hall into my friend Diana’s room tomorrow so today is the last day I can hang out without pants on. RIP single room.

What happens after April?

kyssthis16:

gimmethebowtietommy:

queennubian:

theballadofdevon:

yoliethejew:

keekeers:

*tears* 

Lmao.

*cries real thug tears*

 O.O I heard the back ground music in my head. ::hangs head in shame::

I’ve reblogged this like 5 times..it STILL makes me crack up LOL.

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

(Source: tofitandbeyond)