March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
February 2012
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Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
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School work? or Buffy?
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NO
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Best Adapted Screenplay: THE DESCENDANTS
kanyelujah:
cinemas-:
frankly my dear, i don’t give a dean.
#WHAT’S DEAN GOT TO DO WITH IT
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davidfinchers:
Thank you Chris Rock for pointing out Hollywood’s racism
because nobody else was going to do it
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Hugo is sweeping
not expecting this.
*shrugs*
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Get JLo and Diaz off that stage. Who invited...
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watching oscars by myself
where are all the film freaks on this campus?
why don’t they want to watch award shows with me? :(
How am I supposed to throw shade about things to myself?
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Waiting Rooms
I accompanied my roommate yesterday to her eye appointment downtown, and as I sat in the waiting room I noticed some generic toys sitting in the corner. There were various trucks and action figures and a huge plastic castle with plenty of nooks for figures to hide. Remember that part of childhood where you could pick up a toy and create a world for yourself? That action figure wasn’t just a...
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Watchcracked:
Taking Up Smoking Is Way Harder Than It Looks
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Watchincomparablyme:
The Obama Show on Saturday Night Live impersonating The Cosby Show Intro
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A Reminder to Those Who Gained Weight
ahhmmmburr:
loveisfluid:
I know, your body looks different. It has changed, along with your life, and your jeans fit a little more snuggly than you had anticipated. Maybe more than you like.
Maybe you hate it.
You were a size X for such a long time, so comfortable in your skin, and suddenly, you are 10, 20, 50 pounds heavier. Fatter. Sometimes, you might feel discomfort at the thought....
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I’VE SLEPT TILL 10/11 ALL WEEK
I HAVEN’T DONE ANY WORK I NEEDED TO DO
COLLEGE IS FOR BUTTS
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andlovethebomb:
well, i guess it would be nice
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kanyelujah:
pervyanon:
The first time I ever...
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My sister just ~gets~ me
Me: Sometimes I just listen to The Offspring and long for Crazy Taxi.
Me: *sigh*
Sister: .......
Sister: Same.
Sister: *sigh*
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Just a quick thing...
First, the Grammys. A lot of good shit, a lot of really fucking terrible shit, and of course it was about 3 hours too long, sooo.
also, I had to explain to my roommate what Paul McCartney was famous for…. lord jesus give me strength.
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Roommates
Sometimes I just am exhausted talking to my roommate.
Here is the conversation we just had:
Me: I wonder if Chris Brown will get booed at tonight on the Grammys.
Roommate: Why? Me: well, he beat the shit out of Rhianna and that’s not really easily forgivable.
Roommate: Yeah but she didn’t care.
Me: …… that doesn’t excuse domestic abuse.
Roommate: Yeah but she...
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