Hey, here is a photo I just found of me groping a Winnie the Pooh at a children’s party back when I was a child.
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Wait, what.: I Get Knocked Down, But I Get Up Again. You're Never Gonna Keep Me Down. -
At 4:45 AM on a Sunday, the five of us found ourselves in a car because breakfast food existed and it didn’t exist in our stomachs. In Massachusetts, this wouldn’t have been a problem that took over an hour to solve, but we were in a small town in New Hampshire. We drove half an hour in one…
Sometimes, New Hampshire can be a drag (especially late night through early morning)…. But I think this story proves that our locals are fucking friendly. Breakfasts at locally owned joints are the best kind of breakfasts.
So I got a call to come into work tonight and when I was on the phone with my supervisor I was like “heck yeah!” but now I am not so thrilled because I haven’t worked, let alone closed Starbucks by myself in like 5 months, I don’t remember any codes or numbers for Target and their register systems and I am sort of panicking now that I said i’d come on.
This is going to probably be the worst.
but money right?!?!?!?!?
When exposed to air, ice cream quickly develops unappealing ice crystals and freezer burn. To cut down on air exposure, try this method (which also frees up freezer space): As the ice cream is eaten, cut off the empty part of the container with scissors or a knife. Then just replace the lid and return the container to the freezer.
Everyone needs to go watch The Fall on Netflix right now. So fucking beautiful also Lee Pace soo….
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I don’t do well. I’m not the dude people want at their parties. I stare too long. In crowds, I’m the asshole bumping over everyone. If I joined the army, I’d be the guy who blew himself up during training because grenades are slippery. I don’t do well. But today was something else.
I was led into the room by a pretty nurse who was clearly younger than me. I wrote ‘skater lol’ as my occupation and this nurse is 19 and I feel terrible, like a dad dancing at a Blink 182 concert. The older nurse asks me what’s wrong while the pretty nurse gets my blood pressure. I try to flex while she straps my arm.
“My body is broken.” I smile because, hey I’m a fun dude, but the older nurse simply repeats the question. The pretty nurse looks into my eyes with her eyes. I suck in my pride.
“Uhhh, my balls. They hurt.” And the rest of this story gets much, much worse.
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Dawson’s Creek has finally been added to Netflix Instant to help you out on those hungover summer mornings when you can’t get out of bed and just want to wallow in some good old fashioned teen angst.
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